MOVIE REVIEW: St. Trinian’s

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Released: 21 December 2007

Directors: Oliver Parker and Barnaby Thompson

Tallulah Riley ( Annabelle Fritton ) Rupert Everett ( Camilla Fritton/Carnaby Fritton ) Gemma Arterton ( Kelly Jones ) Russell Brand ( Flash Harry ) Kathryn Drysdale ( Taylor ) Lily Cole ( Polly ) Colin Firth ( Geoffrey Thwaites ) Paloma Faith ( Andrea )

 St Trinians proudly continues to represent the unacceptable face of British education. When the new Minister of Education announces he will personally sort the place out he doesn’t realise either the enormity of the task or that the headmistress is an old flame. The school is anyway threatened with closure by their bank; with the staff clearly a waste of space the girls realise the responsibility to save the day falls on them. Perhaps a painting popularised by Scarlett Johansson might be the way out?

OK. So I’m gonna start this like I start all my Movie Reviews….Totty. Let’s begin with the lush Gemma Arterton who plays head girl Kelly:

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Seriously, If the girls looked like this at my school I would have had 100% attendance

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Gorgeous ♥

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Pretty Girl is Pretty Y/Y?

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I really want to lick up her admire her legs

The Male pretty in this film is err….Colin Firth ( If you like that sorta thing )

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and Rupert Everett – albeit in drag looking like Camilla Parker Bowles – So I’ve picked a pic just for Ms Nightshade….

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I’ve saved the best for last though, There’s a cameo from Girls Aloud in the movie so I am very happy to present Kimberley and Cheryl. In school uniform. ( Somebody up there loves me….)

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Anyway – I believe there was a film to review. Ah yes. I actually thought the film was gonna be a pile o’ shite but was pleasantly surprised. OK, So it’s not groundbreaking or especially new, it is however fun and entertaining and you could find a far worse way to pass 2 hours. The stars look like they had immense fun making the movie. BBC-Baiting Russell Brand is great fun as ‘entrepenaur’ Flash Harry

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So the plot-line maybe cliched but who cares when you’re having this much fun!

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 UPDATE: Moar pretty just for SOB

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Paloma Faith

 

 

 

 

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