PICSPAM: Carmine In My Panties

So it seems that everyone is getting their PicSpam on.

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So, I thought I’d introduce you to some of my fap material  Sexiest celebs: Here’s your first - Enjoy!

Carmine Giovinazzo

Heh. did ya think I was gonna ease you in lightly? Oh No…. 

 

LOOK AT THA PRETTY

 

 

Carmine, you really aren’t helping my hand fetish

Seriously….GUH

 If I need to point out the beauty of THIS pic to you….you obviously don’t belong here

Wet!Dirty!Carmine FTBFW

 OH NO. HIZ SHIRT HAZ FELLED OFF

 

 

BB, you’re gonna need a cigarette after we’ve finished too 

Jesus Fuckin Christ – Underwear Porn you’re killing me here

 

I DID IT! I have no idea what the crime was but *Holds out hands for cuffs*

 

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Oh that Tattoo…….*licks*

 

 

Heh. This pic with the pose…and the shades..and the grey tee really reminds me of someone but I’m going make it through the post without mentioning his name…..

Ahhh the obligatory On-The-Beach-Modelling-Shoot. Cheesey, but so damn fuckable.

                                        I saved the best for last. This is just…….Gorgeous.

 

US Politics

So it seems the world and his boyfriend are all blogging about the super-important upcoming American presidential election. As I am a very cultured lady who takes great interest in World Affairs, here is my contribution.

BOOK REVIEW: The Sleeping Doll

The Sleeping Doll by Jeffery Deaver

   Jeffery Deaver is back with a dark and multilayered psychological thriller about a vicious killer’s escape from a California super-prison and the mysterious and deadly quest he embarks on once he’s free.
     Making her first appearance in The Cold Moon (2006), special agent Kathryn Dance—a brilliant interrogator and body language expert—stars in The Sleeping Doll, where she and her partners at the California Bureau of Investigation hunt down escaped killer Daniel Pell, a self-styled Charles Manson.
     Deaver’s most frightening villain to date, Pell is a master of control, who mesmerizes, seduces, and exploits people for his own murderous ends. To track down Pell before he destroys more lives, Kathryn Dance must enlist the help of people from the killer’s past: the three women who lived under his sadistic sway in the cult he once headed, as well as the young girl known as The Sleeping Doll, the only survivor of her family’s slaughter at Pell’s hand.
     Filled with masterful plot twists: Jeffery Deaver creates plots with so many twists and turns they could “hide behind a spiral staircase” (People), and The Sleeping Doll has Deaver’s trademark twists in spades. It is guaranteed to keep readers guessing right up to the breathless end.

So I’m a huge fan of Jeffery Deaver. Ever since reading ‘The Bone Collector’. His Lincoln Rhyme series is fantastic but I’ve always been less of a fan of the stand alone novels. Kathryn Dance was introduced in the last Rhyme novel ‘The Cold Moon’ and here she gets her own story. All the hallmarks of a Deaver novel are here – a complex villain, action scenes and of course the twists. Yes, the master of the twists gets us every time – and this was no exception.

However, there was something lacking here. Dance, whilst being an interesting enough protaginst is nowhere near as genius a creation as Rhyme. The book was also lacking in supporting characters – for example not a Thom, Amelia or Lon in site and at times it felt rather soapy – far too much time in my opinion was spent on the drama of Dances’ personal life. Also, for the title of the book there was a surprising lack of the ‘Sleeping Doll’ – a character I would have liked to have seen far more of.

Despite all this, an under-par Deaver is still better than some of the dross that gets turned out these days. There’s also the first few chapters of his next novel ‘The Broken Window’ to whet your appetite and it looks like its going to be an absolute stunner!

 

MOVIE REVIEW: 3:10 To Yuma

Released: 7 September 2007

Director: James Mangold

Cast: Russell Crowe ( Ben Wade ) Christian Bale ( Dan Evans ) Logan Lerman ( William Evans ) Dallas Roberts ( Grayson Butterfield ) Ben Foster ( Charlie Prince ) Peter Fonda ( Byron McElroy ) Alan Tudyk ( Doc Potter ) Gretchen Mol ( Alice Evans )

 

Rancher Dan Evans heads into Bisbee to clear up issues concerning the sake of his land when he witnesses the closing events of a stagecoach robbery led by famed outlaw Ben Wade. Shortly thereafter, Wade is captured by the law in Bisbee and Evans finds himself one of the escorts who will take Wade to the 3:10 to Yuma train in Contention for the reward of $200. Evans’s effort to take Wade to the station is in part an effort to save his land but also part of an inner battle to determine whether he can be more than just a naive rancher in the eyes of his impetuous and gunslinging son William Evans. The transport to Contention is hazardous and filled with ambushes by Indians, pursuits by Wade’s vengeful gang and Wade’s own conniving and surreptitious demeanor that makes the ride all the more intense.

 

 

So I’ll be honest with you. There’s 3 main reasons I wanted to watch this film:

Reason #1

Reason #2

Reason #3

Yeah. Uh huh. So not being a huge fan of westerns I thought I’d give it a try anyway. I was absolutely stunned. This film had me hooked from the very start. The performances were absolutely outstanding. Say what you like about Russell Crowe, but there’s no denying he’s a fantastic actor. His Ben Wade, is mesmerising and Crowe owns every scene he appears in. Christian Bale also gives a great performance, and excellent support comes from Ben Foster as Wade’s right hand man -  pure evil - and young jailbait upcoming actor Logan Lerman as Bales older son.

In a film based strongly on morals, it would have been easy to make this a simple ” Goodies and Baddies ” movie but 3:10 To Yuma is so much more. Incredible action scenes, rich storytelling and a shock ending make this more than worthy of your time. Highly recommended

And if you think its shit? There’s this to fap over

FACE OFF!

So, those of you who know me, may think I like this guy a little bit…..but I have news I have a new man in my life I’m afraid. I’m not sure if Padalecki can compete. Let’s compare:

Jared V Cloud

In the Red Corner…

Name: Jared Padalecki

Age: 26

Weapon: Magnum

Height: 6′4

Birthdate: July 19th

Birthplace: San Antonio

Occupation: Actor

 

In the Blue Corner…

Name: Cloud Strife

Age: 23

Weapon: Sword

Height: 5′7

Birthdate: August 19th

Birthplace: Nibelheim

Occupation: Mercenary

 

Who has the best hair?

 

 

Who is better in action?

 

 

Who has the best model pose?

 

Who looks best on a bike?

 

Who looks best in shades?

 

Who has the best arms?

Who handles a weapon better?

Who has the prettiest girlfriend?

 

Finally, Here are 2 videos showing the guys other sides ( Both with the same song! )

So. I really can’t make my mind up how about some help….

 

 

 

 

Magnificent Musical Memories!

So I was having a chat with a friend on MSN and we were ‘tubing videos and talking about how songs bring back memories. I’ve decided to share a few, this are very random and I’m gonna jump around in time a bit!

 

 

I think this was when I was about 12. I remember loving this song when it came out! I taped it off the radio and played it over and over again

Ahhhhh since I re-found ( Is that a word ? ) this tune I’ve been listening to it over and over! I remember dancing to this at discos with my friends. Ahh good times!

 

Ok. So this is the obligatory ” Reminds me of my first love ” song. Everyone’s got one – right? I think it’s definitely the lyrics although the tune is also great.

 

This is another one that reminds me of him.  Not just for obvious reasons, but ‘cos we we use to sing it together. We were best friends you see and I remember walking home from school through the rec singing and laughing about this like it was yesterday. Sometimes I wish it was ………

So now I’m gonna post some songs that are from the ages of 14 – 17. I have some really good memories of that time and these are some of the songs that made it.

This one reminds me of being on the waltzer on the fun-fair that used to come down twice a year. We’d go down in a group on a friday night with our bottles of 20/20. Yes…we were cool

A Classic! Great to sing along to when you’re a trashed teenager!

I could have chosen loads from this artist so I picked a megamix. His songs bring back so many memories! Discos at Park Centre , Clubbing, Parties

 

Click here ‘cos Youtube is being a cunt

This one is just….wow. As well as being a great song the message really means a lot to me personally.

 

So, this is part one. Thanks for reading and stay tuned for the rest!

POLL: Who is tha sex?

Ooooooh WordPress have added a Poll thingy and I wanted to test it so please vote in ma sooper awesome poll:

 

New Favourite Song Y’all……

Well, the song isn’t new itself but it is to me….

I was watching Wincest vids on youtube – What? You expect me to do productive things with my time? Pfft.

And I came (not literally) across this little gem.

 

Not only is it an awesome video but the song fuckin’ pwns. It’s ‘Pretty When You Cry’ by Vast. The tune, the lyrics, everything is made of win. If you know me you’ll know why…..

You can also check out the original video, but warning: IT AINT PRETTY!  

LYRICS

you’re made of my rib or baby
you’re made of my sin
and i can’t tell where
your lust ends
and where your love begins

i didn’t want to hurt you baby
i didn’t want to hurt you
i didn’t want to hurt you
but you’re pretty when you cry

and the moon gives me
permission and i enter
through her eyes
she’s losing her virginity and
all her will to compromise

i didn’t want to hurt you baby
i didn’t want to hurt you
i didn’t want to hurt you
but you’re pretty when you cry

i didn’t want to fuck you baby
i didn’t want to fuck you
i didn’t want to fuck you
but you’re pretty
when you’re mine

i didn’t really love you baby
i didn’t really love you
i didn’t really love you
but I’m pretty when i lie

you hurt me baby
i hurt you baby

if you knew how much i love you
you would run away
but when i treat you bad
it always makes you want to stay

i didn’t want to hurt you baby
i didn’t want to hurt you baby
i didn’t want to hurt you baby
i didn’t want to hurt you baby

The Winchester Boys: Pretty when they cry….

     

It’s War

Yes people. It has come to my attention that the Ladybird Army are upping the ante. So I have no choice but to Declare War

The Story So Far:

There’s an army of Ladybirds forming on my balcony. I don’t know what their plan is – whether they want to take over my flat, kill me ( a la Supernatural ) or just party……

They’ve already tried tactics such as sending in a soldier to piss on me, and trying to intimidate my friends when they come round – ask Charlotte – by sitting cockily on their chairs. The General tho, he doesn’t seem to do much. Just sits on the balcony, I presume barking orders at his troops. Anyway, yesterday we noticed all seemed to be quiet on the western front. Apart from the chair bomber, there was no sign of any troops or the General. But lo and behold, last night at approximately nineteen hundred hours I enter my bedroom from the bathroom to find:

THE GENERAL IN MY BEDROOM

Yes. Talk about sneaky tactics. No wonder we hadn’t seen him all day. He’d obviously been making his way across the flat. I was shocked but I managed to regain composure and collect photographic evidence:

There he is the sneaky fucker. Look how close he is to my Supernatural magazines! No doubt he was planning to crawl over them or eat them or something. Well, I left the room and when I returned 5 minutes later he was gone ( Fast little bugger, I bet he’s on Steroids…)

Anyhow, I woke up this morning immediately alert. Looking round for signs of my red and black spotted nemesis. Then I saw him – dead on the floor. ( He was definitely dead not just playing, I poked him with a paperclip ) Huh. I thought to myself, was it Suicide? Did he die of cold? Well I actually have the answer to that question………..IT WAS MURDER!

Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Ladybirdcide has been committed and I already know the culprit: Seems like there is a new General in town.

Went out on my balcony for a smoke ( The troops were nowhere to be scene – mourning? ) and I came in, settled on the sofa and there on my hand was General 2. Who shall here by be known as GeneralBastardbird. OK GeneralBb. Well I flicked him and he flew across the floor and out of the balcony door with an evil laugh.

Shit. Now he’s been in the house he may have memorised the layout….Well, General Bb, you may have won the battle but I’m gonna win this War

To be continued…..

QUIZ: Movie Poster Letters

Ok. So over on awesome film website Empireonline they’ve posted a new quiz and it’s a corker! Basically, each letter from the words are taken from a movie poster:

I’ll let you know how I’m getting on and see if any of you want to take me on !

 

UPDATE: Fuck this is hard. Screw the ‘taking me on’ Lets work together!

I’ve opened up a new page where we can post our answers!